Not wanting attention to be focused on anyone but him, Heyden has thrown a campaign of unparalleled terror in to action. While it includes many of the old favorites, his real genius is the whole back story that continually re-supports his decrepit and deaf dog alibi. Taking advantage of every opportunity, despite serious time constraints, he has truly shown his mastery at deceit and stealth operations. Somewhere in this apartment is a little belt with an ever increasing number of hash marks where Heyden goes to laugh it up as his victories mount. If only he could still howl. Most recent attacks include: destruction of hospital bands from Vi's birth (located far above the normal height range), re-location of 5 pound flower pot in upright position over the top of a hard drive tower, decimation of large bag of Doritos (flaming hot variety; Herms fav), annihilation of 15+ rubbery nuks and elimination of one small Roman Senator costume (see below; wire never recovered).
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