Monday Morning Progress Report

HERMANN- Has proven himself quite adept with paint and excels at the creative usage of cardboard boxes. His classmates enjoy his company and his clever sense of humor. He should be commended for never speaking out of turn and taking needed personal time to strum his mandolin in the empty rooms and hallways of the "new wing."

KRISTIN- Has a tendency to utilize innumerable scraps of paper on which to write and subsequently re-write her lists. This not only makes her a wee bit neurotic, but an annoying classmate that as of recently is more of a broken record than an interesting conversationalist. Her suspect growing mid-section is close to rendering her immobile and should that occur, she may be expelled under suspicion of inappropriate student contact.

ITSY- While Itsy's growth shows promise, her overall tendency to do nothing but slosh around is not in line with current curricula. She has not, as of yet, engaged with her classmates although she shows a significant connection and throws out loving 1-2 punches to the students above. Suspicions are that she is in fact attempting to communicate, but a means by which to interpret her efforts has not yet been found. Radiohead therapy had been employed, but the results are sadly inconclusive.

Further progress of project 1-2-3 can bee seen in short form below. The carpet was installed, the alluring fridge was removed by a thankfully death defying comedic duo straight off of the Craig's List 10 step program and standing by our first non-food color inspired wall is our new friend Orlando who is going to take some of the painting pressure off of Hermann so he can focus on his studies. Up this week: all trim finished, front wall straightened out, all available furniture moved down, upstairs to be painted and Kyle to begin laying the floors in the lowest level. Don't hold your breath.